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rylander
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Looking for a Duke's Waikiki local
So there I was, at Duke's Waikiki about a ye application for dating Niskayuna NY ar ago, drinking a vodka tonic and waiting for a friend to get done with work when I see two dudes wearing matching Aloha shirts and shorts like the one in the picture. I thought to myself, those guys are either complete jackasses or have the best sense of humor ever...maybe a little bit of both. I was casually observing when you approached me and asked if I was a local, TOO. I remember your first name (keeping it secret to screen emails), you were in town for a wedding and the other dude was your sister's boyfriend and had a mustache. Anyway, somehow we ended up playing a Canadian drinking game, saw a Rhianna look alike that breathed fire out of her vagina, I met your mom and she asked if I helped to pick out your wardrobe, and I had a great time. Then my friend shows three vodka tonics later and clam jams (female term for cock block) the whole situation. You came over and said bye, and I didn't get your number since I figured you lived across the Pacific. Fast forward, I move to the bay area for a job and don't really know that many people. The locals at the bars here just aren't the same. Anyway, you'll probably never see this, but I wanted to give it a try. I had a lot of fun with you and your family and thought it would be great to just get drinks sometime, even just as friends. I promise I won't make a lampshade out of you.
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