car screech. I found a white hair today and I'm naming her Betty. No more haircuts! Carry on.

You could name them like they name hurricanes. The next one can be Charles or something.

oh no. Only girl names. I guess the first one (which I had when I was four!!) will be named posthumously-- Alma.

Sorry I'm projecting. I think Charlie can be a girl's name.

a hot girl's name for sure

I found three grays last week I told my mom, and this was our convo: Me: Mom, I found three gray hairs in my head yesterday! Mom: No you didn't. Me: Yes I did. Mom: Honey, denial is a good thing. Those were BLOND hairs. Me: So you've never had gray hair. Mom: No... I tell my stylist to lie to me.

that explains a lot my stylist has always said no when I have asked do they see greys in there when I KNOW there are. They always say no. Must be some kinda unspoken oath. Never say oops and never say yes to greys.

yeah i've got a countdown going until i go gray, i know it's gonna be soon by the looks of the fam. but don't dismay, some people find gray really sexy. totally mature. i do!

I love it also. Grey can be hot.

self love is a good thing!

No, I'm attracted to women who are grey. Self love... oh you. You missed the episodes of two seasons ago when people gave me a hard time about that. Actually, people still give me grief about that.

I always miss the good stuff! Well, fine... Ms. Stubborn. Have it your way. Be deprived! (FYI: You'll be a better lover if you know how to love yourself. Okay... I'm done now!)

point in hand: julie wolf gray and hot. (not head over heels for her music but i think she's very cute.)

i found my first one last week! I'm gonna be a white haired lady one day - i'm excited about it - i think it's hot!

yeah, well, I go and it's NASTEEEEEE to see these women who are looking awesome on top - with just the right shade of blonde, ash, brunette, and then see that the carpet needs some major renovating....

well, that wasn't indicative of your gender.

Im not sure if I could come up with enough names at this point to follow your example. I even found an eyebrow grey hair recently. I don't have enough to qualify for salt and pepper yet but there are certainly more than I can count.

my brows started growing white hairs first! in my late x's. i said to the stylist "do you think it's because i've been plucking them for so long?" he kept his face blank for a moment, and in that moment, it finally dawned on me "it's because of age!" he nodded, sagely. denial is powerful.