I was with a newish guy I was dating And he told me he had to go to the bathroom to poop and that he needed to eat some bread to push out poop. He went ON AND ON ABOUT THIS FOR 10 min! I thought to myself- OK, the romance is dead, he feels he no longer has to impress me. I dumped him 2 weeks after. GOSH! I was born to never talk about bodily functions with other people. Was I being a prude? That stuff does not turn me on, and I rather men keep their #2 stuff details to themselves! After all, does he want me to talk in detail about my bodily functions?!

why did it take you 2 weeks?

he helped me with computer stuff! i know i know, I'm a bitch! :)

Well, he was buying me things,

nope not P...

was that before or after you took a dump on his chest?

WTF, it takes hours and hours for anything, even bread, to digest. Was he trying to hint that he wanted you to peg him or something?

God only knows what's in the mind of pervs

or Poo.ps

Ugh. My bf has to tall me about his. But I still keep him around. Maybe I'm just gross too.

*skeets in yer mouth* sorry, loads of carbs for lunch.

never date someone with crohn's disease they are ASHAMED of their bodily functions, they have surgical scars, and you may have to help them with their ostomy at some time in their lives. They don't want to stay overnight for fear of destroying your bathroom, or having to stay in there for half an hour. It's a huge relief to them when you fart in their midst. It makes them feel a little more human.

farts outside your apartment, in the mist

he did at first and I remember one day I held it while he was over then he went to his car for something and as soon as he closed the door behind him I ripped a squeaker in the living room - he heard it out the window from the sidewalk below and I could hear him laughing. :D

Do you ever notice how much you fart more when you have a SO or does trying to avoid dropping the bomb in their bathroom increase ones gas?

*TMI POST* Last night under the covers we declared open season on farting, since I was uncomfortably gassy and had to declare it before he initiated hanky panky. He told me to let em rip. So reluctantly I did. A few embarrassing loud ones (to me)... and then he did one. We LOL'd - it was MASSIVE. I said it was like the Mothership. I declared him the victor of that night's fart war. We agreed not to fluff the blankies, though.