Naughty House Maid I've been contemplating making my own house cleaning service dressed up as a naughty maid. I've never done anything like it before (unless you count a couple amateur nights at strip clubs lol) but I'm pretty excited by the idea b/c I love getting dressed up in little costumes. If I were to do this, how would I even go about doing it? Any comments would be appreciated :)

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I think it is a great idea. The first and most obvious concern is safety. The idea of being hired by strangers to don a skimpy outfit and volunteer to be alone with them behind the closed doors of their home freaks me out. I would think the standard safe would be a bit unrealistic... depending on how intimately you would know your clients before performing this service and the total number of customers you would plan to serve each day/week. But that is just me.

or a bouncer

That would seriously cut into profits. Can't put a price on safety though..

precisely. Ive thrown bachelor parties where the strippers had a guy...makes sense

If you're serious about this... Write out a contract that explicitly states no sexual contact. It's up to you, but allowing them to masturbate is entirely up to you, and could be extremely hot mutually masturbating. The other thing, never leave home with your cell phone. I'd suggest getting one of those kiddie phones for your purse, where you have an emergency button to push and it s 911 for you. Never deviate from the contract. And include the disclaimer of your contract, that you aren't a house keeper and that you're not going to scrub his toilets and make everything gleam, but light cleaning only. Also, conduct a pre-hire interview so you get a feel for the client, and lay out explicitly what you are offering, and aren't offering. And good luck.

Thanks a lot for the advice, have you gotten "maid" services before? Or had experience with it?

No, I haven't. But it seems like a good idea. And I figured I'd cover just some of the basics of how to protect yourself. Legally as well as physiy. Just becareful. It's always a risk.

I agree. I was thinking about that. Maybe (if I were to do it) have some sort of preliminary lunch? I have no idea lol.

Sissy maid are you a naughty maid?