things I learned at the courthouse yesterday 1. do not represent yourself in court 2. if you do represent yourself in court, do not interrupt judges 3. if you do represent yourself in court and do interrupt a judge, make sure it is not about how you stole the sandwich, but paid for the chips.

heh, srsly?

so noted.

you watch too much TV

Nope. Happened to my son. Turned a simple trespass charge into felony resisting arrest so they could get the charge reduced to simple trespassing because usally that shit is dismissed.

also make sure you have some $$$ with you.

that's true vending machines must be taken into account

talk about robbery... the prices those bastards charge. unreal.

lol...food at the airport is hella $$$ got a cheese burger and x beers and bill came to $x...dayum!

ouch. it's such bs. have to trash food and drink before security and then they don't use lube in the terminal. makes for a very long flight.

you might not cut it as a smuggler!

sometimes.....$$$ is a get you out of jail card!